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• Lifes' not all it's cracked up to be, unfortunately some people are.
• warez d00dz /weirz doodz/ n. A substantial subculture of crackers refer to themselves as `warez d00dz'
  here is evidently some connection with B1FF here....
• Life is pain, highness. Anyone who ways differently is selling something.
  -- The Dread Pirate Wesley, "The Princess Bride", movie...
• Destroy everything! -- Pirate Captain, The Pirate Plane
• A teapot with a cracked lid.
• Happiness is not all it's cracked up to be.
• Love IS what it's cracked up to be.
• There was an old pirate named Bates Who was learning to rhumba on skates.
  He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates....