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Based On What You Know About Him In History Books, What Do You Think Abraham Lincoln Would Be Doing If He Were Alive Today?
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"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think
Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
(1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
(2) Advising the President.
(3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin."
-- David Letterman
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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
(1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President....
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
(1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President....
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David Letterma
Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
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