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• 71: 69 with two fingers up your ass. -- George Carli
• Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
  -- George Carli...
• May the Forces of Evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carli
• May evil spirits be confused on the way to your door. -- George Carli
• I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State.
  My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death....
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -- George Carli
• The sixties were good to you, weren't they? -- George Carli
• Do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone!! -- George Carli
• There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. -- George Carli