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Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity." -- George Carli
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
-- George Carlin
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Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet.
The sixties were good to you, weren't they? -- George Carli
In boxing they have the "undisputed heavyweight champion.
Well, if it's undisputed what's all the fighting about?...
Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone.
71: 69 with two fingers up your ass. -- George Carli
Do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone!! -- George Carli
May the Forces of Evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carli
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. -- George Carli