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If A Child Annoys You, Quiet Him By Brushing His Hair.
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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't
work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.
If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child....
Heredity is the thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twain "Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Cou...
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twai...
God's plan made a hopeful beginning But man spoiled his chances by sinning.
We trust that the story Will end in God's glory, But at present the other side's winning....
I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Steven Wrigh...
I have two very rare photographs: one is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his ca
he other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child....