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  I know sex isn't love, But it's such an entrancing facsimile....
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
  Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....
• In what he called the 'great tradition of warnings in presidential farewell
  ' Reagan reproached the movies, television and young parents for failing to indoctrinate American youth in 200-proof patriotism, the way they did in his day....
• I SAID I LOVE ALL MANKIND *DAMMIT*!! -- A deity from CEREBUS
• Burns: Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?
  Smithers: I don't know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?...
• For all we know Of what the blessed do above Is, that they sing, and that they love.
  -- Edmund Waller (1605-1687) -- While I listen to thy Voice...