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• Divorce comes from the old Latin word "divorcerum," meaning "having your genitals torn out through your wallet.
  And the judge said, "All the money--and we'll just shorten it to alimony!" -- Robin William...
• Item n on Johnny's list of "Things I have Learned
  Never get too attached to a house. -- from the Tonight Show last night "Ah yes, divorce....
• If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down?
  -- Robin William...
• The way to a man's heart is through his pants -- wallet and underwear.
• The one word you'll need is "no." -- Bette Davis (to Robin Williams)
• Anus - Latin word denoting a period of time. [The Latin word is "annus".
  "anus" has in Latin the same meaning as in English - Antonio]...
• A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels ran the Game Warden....
• Reality -- what a concept! -- Robin William