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• Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? -- Robin William
• 19) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
  --Robin William...
• When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• Reality -- what a concept! -- Robin William
• Carpe Diem, lads. Sieze the day. Make your lives extraordinary.
  -- Robin Williams, Dead Poet's Society...
• A successful man is one who can make enough money so that his wife can spend all she wants.
  A successful women is a woman who can find such a man....
• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
• The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.