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21) "Women Need A Reason To Have Sex. Men Just Need A Place." --Billy Crystal
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21) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal
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Sex is what women have and men want.
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women....
I listen to feminists and all these radical gals -- most of them are failures.
They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom....
Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.
-- Willis R. Whitney...
Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
Real men don't need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.