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• You make ends meet...and they hate each other!
• Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
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• Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
• Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
  my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!...
• Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
  Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost....
• One trouble with being efficient is that it makes everybody hate you so. -- Bob Edward
• You may be redneck... if you quit your job to avoid paying child support.
• Have you called System Support today?