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• Bob, how do you attract so much trouble??!?
• Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.
  Conscience makes egotists of us all. -- Oscar Wilde...
• You are only what you are when no one is looking. -- Robert C. Edward
• 2) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that.
  It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey...
• So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Bob!!!
• There's one thing worse than being alone: wishing you were. -- Bob Steele