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• When you save for a long time to buy something, then you find that you can't afford it - that's inflation.
• You are the only person to ever get this message.
• How can you afford something like this, Ned? I mean, I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $
  27 a week more than I do. -- Homer, "Call of the Simpso...
• 0059 Can you whistle 300 baud? 0060 ... 1200 baud? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
• I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
  .. (or) I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person....