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  Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck....
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• You mean I can send mail to myself?
• I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
  Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway?...
• Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
  You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....
• Burns: Do you realize how much it costs to run for office?
  More than any honest many could afford! Home...
• Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir?
  Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu...