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  Up above the world you fly! Like a tea-tray in the sky....
• Marge: Aren't you glad we got out of the house and came downtown for a little culture?
  Homer: Peh. They're butchering the classics. Could that bassoon have come in any more late?...
• Scintillate, scintillate, diminutive luminous mass. [twinkle, twinkle, little star.]
• Yuppie version of Twinkle Twinkle Little star: Scintillate
  cintillate, globule orific How I conjecture your nature specific Way above in the ethereal stratosphere Like a giant gem carbonaceous....
• BG: Then I got my big break: I was on Steve Allen's "Tonight Show".
  [flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping] Alle...
• Gun control: Hitting what you aim at. -- Author Unknow
• Belle: [through intercom] Who is it? Ned: Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am.
  Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house?...
• I know nothing. -- Ken Thompso
• Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines.
  We are all of us looking for the key. And I wonder, how many of you here tonight have wasted years of your lives looking behind the kitchen dressers of this life for that key?...