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• The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
  Jennings' Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity...
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. -- Law of Selective Gravity The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  -- Jenning's Corollary...
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• The probability of failure is directly proportional to the anxiety of the programmer.
• The probability of a disk crash is directly proportional to the age of your last backup. -- Yoshi
• The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.