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• The probability of a disk crash is directly proportional to the age of your last backup. -- Yoshi
• The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh.................
• The probability of your getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times you are told, "you can't miss it.
  -- Law of Directio...
• The probability of your word processor crashing is directly proportional to the amount of unsaved text.
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• Probability of failure of a component, assembly, subsystem or system is inversely proportional to ease of repair or replacement.
• The probability that a given program will perform to expectations is inversely proportional to the programmer's confidence in his ability to do the job.
  -- Pennington's Observatio...
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