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• What's black and white and red all over? Certainly not the Halifax newspapers.
• What's black and white and red all over? A nun with a nosebleed.
• Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
• What's black and white and read all over? OS/2 user guides!
• TV host: The colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what?
  [all four simultaneously] Bart: Blue! Orange!...
• What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
• When I was young, my family bought a color TV. Our neigbors, who were poorer, had only a black-and-white set.
  They bought a piece of cellophane, shaded from red through yellow to blue, and taped it over their screen, so they could claim that they had a color TV, too....
• What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry!
• Black spirits and white, red spirits and gray, Mingle, mingle, mingle, you that mingle may.
  -- Thomas Middleton (1580-1627) -- The Witch, Act v, Sc. 2...