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• Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A: A doberman.
• A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black.
  That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. -- A. Whitney Brow...
• What's black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra.
• What's black and white and red all over? Certainly not the Halifax newspapers.
• What's black and white and read all over? OS/2 user guides!
• What's black and white and red all over? A nun with a nosebleed.
• Last week a mob attacked a white attorney because he was defending someone accused of killing a black man, and that's wrong.
  He should've been attacked because he's a lawyer. -- A. Whitney Brow...
• No matter what the package, a Beer still looks good.
• It does not matter whether the cat is black or white.
  So long as it catches the mouse, it is a good cat. -- Deng Xiaoping...