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I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.
I never fail to convice an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
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