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True happiness will be found only in true love.
You have no real enemies.
Emacs Makes All Computing Simple
Nile Is Like Emac
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I don't listen to weakies!
I don't want to be immortal through my works; I want to be immortal through not dying.
A man is only as good as the tool he uses.
The marvels of today's modern technology include the development of a soda can, which when discarded will last forever.
..and a $7,000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three...
Heisenberg may have been hereQbut it is uncertain.
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