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Principle of Conservation of Ignorance: A false notion once arrived at is not easily dislodged.
Principle of Maximum Simplicity: Everything should be made as simple as possible--but no simpler.
-- Albert Einstei...
Principle of Dynamic Queuing Theory: The other line always moves faster.
Principle of State Queuing Theory: The other line is always shorter.
There was a young fellow named Fisk Whose fencing was agile and brisk, So fast was his action The Fitzgerald contraction Diminished his sword to a disk.
If a thing is not worth doing, it is not worth doing well.
Chess, like music, has the power to make men happy.
Men and nations will act rationally when all other possiblities have been exhausted.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.

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