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Too many evil deeds ruin the doer.
An easy life saps one's will.
A dog is a dog unless he is facing you; then he is Mr.
Dog. -- Haitian Proverb...
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Nuke the gay whales.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
Committee: an organism with 3 or more bellies and no brain.
It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
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