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BIT - The quantum of misinformation.
MICROPROCESSOR - Twenty years of architectural bungling concentrated onto a single chip.
COMPUTER SCIENCE - A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.
One incompetent manager can negate the work of dozens of excellent engineers.
This place is a hotbed of inertia.
Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
The college lecture is the process whereby the notes of the professor become the notes of the student without passing through the minds of either.
I ain't met a broad yet that don't understand a slap across the face or a slug from a 45.
-- Mike Hamme...
To beat the grass is to risk startling the snake.
Your situation is as precarious as piled eggs.
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