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• So, do you live around here often? -- Steven Wrigh
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
  '. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Do you come here often?
• Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
  .. in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air... -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
  -- Stephen Wrigh...