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Every So Often, I Like To Go To The Window, Look Up, And Smile For A Satellite Picture.
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Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a
satellite picture.
-- Stephen Wright
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Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
-- Steven Wrigh...
When I'm driving down the highway I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile, in case somebody's taking a satellite picture.
I didn't get a toy train like the other kids, I got a toy subway instead
you couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
So, do you live around here often? -- Stephen Wrigh
I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
.. the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -- Steven Wrigh...
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...