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• I've really got into astronomy lately. So much so that I have installed a skylight in my ceiling.
  This really upsets the people that live above me. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  .. on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
  The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store....
• I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......
• I installed a sky-light. Folks above me are mad.
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment. -- Woody Alle
• I woke up this morning, and I realized that somebody had broken into my apartment, stolen all my things and replaced them with exact duplicates.
  I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he said, 'Who are you?...