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I've Really Got Into Astronomy Lately. So Much So That I Have Installed A Skylight In My Ceiling.
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I've really got into astronomy lately. So much so that I have installed a
skylight in my ceiling. This really upsets the people that live above me.
-- Steven Wright
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I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!
-- Stephen Wrigh...
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
..so I never have to go upstairs. -- Steven Wrigh...
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to....
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big.
Some people must be really tired. -- Steven Wrigh...
I have a map of the United States. It's actual size.
I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". -- Steven Wrigh...
I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts. I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. -- Steven Wrigh