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The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
.. on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? -- Stephen Wrigh
I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify".
I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do? -- Stephen Wrigh...
Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts.
They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough....
24-hour banking? I haven't got time for that." -- Stephen Wrigh
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