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Ross: No, There Is No Way He Was A Velociraptor.
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Ross: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the
cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the
Flintstones.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
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