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• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• Monica: Pete's breaking up with me. All: What?! Monica
  I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk....
• Monica: Ok everybody, it's time for flan. Chandle
  Yup, get ready for the gelatenous fun. Joey: Kinda looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection....
• on "The Days of our Lives":] Amber: I want you Drake.
  Dr. Remore: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way....
• Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up.
  And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
• Monica: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called "Be Your Own Windkeeper".
  It's about how women need to become more empowered....
• Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining? Rachel
  Oh, Danny just went into room 217. Joey: Oooh, the next part's the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub....
• Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
  ] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....