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• Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
  Phoebe: What? Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch....
• Phoebe: I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn't have!
  All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something...
• Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay?
  Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop....
• Rachel: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger? Phoebe
  Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him. Monica...
• Chandler: [holding a tissue] And is this in case the house sneezes?
  Phoebe: No, no, that's the ghost for the attic. Monica...
• Chandler: And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
  Monica: No, of course not. It´s not even an issue....
• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
• Monica: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
  Phoebe: Sure. Monica: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?...
• Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
  ] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....