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• Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
  ] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Phoebe: Hi. All: Hey. Joey: [to Phoebe] Look at you.
  Since when do you roller blade? Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
  Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
• Phoebe: We could eat the wax! It's organic. Chandle
  Oh great, food with hair on it. Phoebe: No, not the used wax....
• Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
  Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry....
• Luisa: Oookay. Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic [Ross' Monkey, Marcel] is, uh, punishable by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
  Phoebe: Oh my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?...
• Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this.
  I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know, I....