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• Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present? Rachel
  Yeah. Monica: Oh, from who? Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me....
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
  You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....
• Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
  ] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
• Phoebe: I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn't have!
  All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something...
• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
• At Carol & Susan's lesbian wedding] Rachel: Hey, Mom?
  Having fun? Mrs Green: Oh, am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman....
• Rachel dashes into the cafe, excited.] Rachel: Airport, airport.
  Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp....