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  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• Ross: Mon, Mon, are you OK? Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
  Ross: Yeah. Monica: Well, I just caught the live show....
• Rachel: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
  Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini. Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo?...
• Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
• Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
  Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...
• At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
  Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
• Rachel enters.] Monica: (seeing her) Okay, let's go!
  ! Let's hit the road!! Rachel: Hey! Monica: Let's get the show on it!...
• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....