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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did [think Chandler was gay].
  Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• Marge: I know Bart can be a handful, but I also know what he's like inside.
  He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing. ... Of course, it makes him &l...
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....