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• The following appeared in an editorial in the Garden City Gazette.
  "To address the parking problems in our downtown business district, it has been proposed that the city increase parking capacity by building a four-story parking garage....
• The only beast in the Plaza de Toros is the crowd. -- Vicente Blasco Ibanez (1867-1928)
• For your free brochure send five dollars to Dimoxinil, 485 Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah.
  -- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Standing at the very center of the plaza is a stone monument to some forgotten hero.
  It appears some vandal has made off with whatever our hero may once have brandished so bravely in his outstretched arm....
• Standing at the very center of the plaza is a stone monument to some forgotten hero.
  In one majestically upraised arm he holds a rather nasty looking stone sword....
• The following appeared in an editorial in the local newspaper of Workville.
  "Workers should be allowed to reduce their workload from 40 to 25 or even 20 hours per week because it is clear that people who work part-time instead of full-time have better health and improved morale....
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the general manager of KNOW radio station.
  "Several factors indicate that radio station KNOW should shift its programming from rock-and-roll music to a continuous news format....
• Skinner: So, what's the word down at One School Board Plaza?
  Chalmers: We're dropping the geography requirement....
• The following appeared as an editorial in the local newspaper of Dalton.
  "When the neighboring town of Williamsville adopted a curfew four months ago that made it illegal for persons under the age of 18 to loiter or idle in public places after 10 p....