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• Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! Chalme
  [dryly] Hello, Seymour. Skinner: So, what's the word down at One School Board Plaza?...
• Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
  [holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline] Chalme...
• Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
  Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
• Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all.
  I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- [notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?...
• Skinner: As I was saying, my yearly evaluation couldn't have come at a better time.
  Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I must say for once, I am impressed....
• Skinner: My lord, such destruction. [sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof] Superintendent Chalmers, er, how are you going?
  Chalmers: Why is it when I heard the word "school" and the word "exploded" I immediately though of the word "Skinner"?...
• Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
  You didn't have to come all the way down here....
• Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
  Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinne...
• Todd: [without enthusiasm] You're "it". [touches Lisa] Lisa
  [to Milhouse] Now you are the one who is "it". Milhouse...