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• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a newsletter on health issues.
  "For the past decade, most health experts have advised teenagers to avoid eating greasy foods in order to prevent acne and related skin conditions, but the number of teenagers who sought medical help for these skin problems has actually risen over the same period....
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the president of Excello Food Markets.
  "In 90 towns where Excello has food markets, natural-food stores specializing in organic food products ....
• The following appeared in a memo at the XYZ company.
  "When XYZ lays off employees, it pays Delany Personnel Firm to offer those employees assistance in creating resum....
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the president of Hyper-Go Toy Company.
  "Last year, sales of our Fierce Fighter toy airplane declined sharply, even though the toy had been a top seller for three years....
• A recently completed study shows that people dwelling in stairs-only apartment buildings (that i
  buildings without elevators) live an average of three years longer than do people who live in buildings with both elevators and stairs....
• Seems this fellow was suffering from terrific headaches, and went to his doctor about it.
  The physician made a number of tests, and informed the man that the only thing for his headaches was castration....
• The following appeared in a memo from the vice president of a food-distribution company with food-storage warehouses in several cities.
  "Recently we signed a contract with The Fly-Away Pest-Control Company to provide pest-control services at our fast-food warehouse in Palm City, but last month we discovered that over $...
• The following appeared in a magazine article about planning for retirement.
  "Because of its spectacular natural beauty and consistent climate, Clearview should be a top choice for anyone seeking a place to retire....
• The following is a memorandum written by the director of personnel to the president of the Cedar Corporation.
  "It would be a mistake to rehire the Good-Taste Company to supply the food in our employee cafeteria next year....