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  "When XYZ lays off employees, it pays Delany Personnel Firm to offer those employees assistance in creating resum....
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• The following is a memo from the president of Cyberell Computer Company.
  "All of our customer-service employees recently attended a two-day retreat during which they received retraining in effective customer service....
• The vice president for human resources at Climpson Industries sent the following recommendation to the company's president.
  "In an effort to improve our employees' productivity, we should implement electronic monitoring of employees' Internet use from their workstations....
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  .. ASMsh: The Assembly shell. Commands include MOV, SHL, SHR, JNE, etc....
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• How many light bulbs -- does it take to screw Netscape?
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• The following appeared in the annual report from the president of the National Brush Company.
  "In order to save money, we at the National Brush Company have decided to pay our employees for each brush they produce instead of for the time they spend producing brushes....