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• The following appeared in a memo from the president of a company that builds and sells new homes in Steel City.
  "Over the past five years, the population of Steel City has increased by more than 20 percent, and family incomes in Steel City have risen much faster than the national average....
• I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• The following appeared in a memo from the marketing director of Bargain Brand Cereals.
  "One year ago we introduced our first product, 'Bargain Brand' breakfast cereal....
• A recently completed study shows that people dwelling in stairs-only apartment buildings (that i
  buildings without elevators) live an average of three years longer than do people who live in buildings with both elevators and stairs....
• The following appeared in a newsletter about health published in the country of Sauria.
  "According to Sauria's leading nutritional experts, a diet high in complex carbohydrates, and low in fat is optimal for good health and longevity....
• SMILEY B) frog wearing sunglasse
• The following appeared in a newspaper article published in the country of Corpora.
  "Twenty years ago, one half of all citizens in Corpora met the standards for adequate physical fitness as then defined by the national advisory board on physical fitness....
• The following appeared in a memo from the vice president of marketing at Dura-Sock, Inc.
  "A recent study of Dura-Sock wearers suggests that our company is wasting the money it spends on its patented 'Endure' manufacturing process, which ensures that our socks are strong enough to last for two years....
• The following appeared in a health newsletter. "A ten-year nationwide study of the effectiveness of wearing a helmet while bicycling indicates that ten years ago
  approximately 35 percent of all bicyclists reported wearing helmets, whereas today that number is nearly 80 percent....