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• The following appeared in a memo from the new vice president of Sartorian, a company that manufactures men's clothing.
  "Five years ago, at a time when we had difficulties in obtaining reliable supplies of high-quality wool fabric, we discontinued production of our deluxe alpaca overcoats....
• Artificial Clothing" by Polly Este
• Closets are for clothing.....Not People
• Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing.
• You're a sheep in sheep's clothing.
• The following appeared in a memo from the owner of Green Thumb Gardening Center, a small business serving a suburban town.
  "There is evidence that consumers are becoming more and more interested in growing their own vegetables....
• Every single trip to the laundromat results in the loss of one important item of clothing.
• Garmites: Clothing that fits well in the store but shrinks on the way home.
• The following is from an editorial in the Midvale Observer, a local newspaper.
  "Ever since the 1950's when television sets began to appear in the average home, the rate of crimes committed by teenagers in the country of Alta has steadily increased....