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• The following is a memorandum from the sales director to the president of the Healthy-and-Good food company.
  "A recent study indicates that Venadial, a new margarine currently produced only in the country of Alta, actually reduces cholesterol levels....
• The following appeared in a newsletter about health published in the country of Sauria.
  "According to Sauria's leading nutritional experts, a diet high in complex carbohydrates, and low in fat is optimal for good health and longevity....
• The following appeared in the Sherwood Times newspaper.
  "A recent study reported that pet owners have longer, healthier lives on average than do people who own no pets....
• Q: What causes a bus error? A: Well, it can happen when the driver has a heart attack.
• The article entitled "Eating Iron" in last month's issue of Eating for Health reported that a recent study found a correlation between high levels of iron in the diet and an increased risk of heart disease.
  Further, it is well established that there is a link between large amounts of red meat in the diet and heart disease, and red meat is high in iron....
• As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
  -- Robert Benchley (1889-1945)...
• Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did. -- Robert Benchley
• After the troll's lightning-fast attack, you note the absence of your heart and kidneys.
• A heavy purse makes a light heart. -- Irish proverb