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After The Troll's Lightning-fast Attack, You Note The Absence Of Your Heart And Kidneys.
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After the troll's lightning-fast attack, you note the absence of
your heart and kidneys.
Related:
Most of your attack is deflected, but the troll has suffered some injury.
I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why
it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind....
Absence makes the heart forget.
HEALTH: Never go to the hospital or visit a doctor.
If you have a stroke, keep drinking and act like you prefer to use only one side of your body....
Why is it that you always have to rummage through the wastebasket for a note right after you've just emptied your ashtray?
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Absence makes the heart grow frantic.