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• To survive, one must be able to adapt to changing situations. -- Tyrannosaurus Rex
• The rules of editing press releases are: 1. Identify the crucial elements of the story.
  2. Omit at least one of them. -- From a Slashdot....
• Backup - The duplicate copy of crucial data that no one bothered to make.
• How many social workers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to remove the bulb from the socket and take it away, without checking whether or not there was actually anything wrong with it, one to accuse its owners of mistreating it, one to find somewhere else to screw it in for the next 6 months, and one to eventually bring it back and say it was all done with the light bulb's best interests at heart....
• Art should simplify. That is very nearly the whole of the higher artistic proce
  finding what conventions of form and what detail one can do without and yet preserve the spirit of the whole....
• Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -- Leo Tolstoy
• Why are you watching The washing machine? I love entertainment So long as it's clean.
  Professor Doberman: While the preceding poem is unarguably a change from the guarded pessimism of "The Hound of Heaven," it cannot be regarded as an unqualified improvement....
• Perseverance furthers. To undertake something brings misfortune.
  Without decreasing oneself, One is able to bring increase to others....