The Rules Of Editing Press Releases Are: 1. Identify The Crucial Elements Of The Story.

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The rules of editing press releases are:

1. Identify the crucial elements of the story.
2. Omit at least one of them.

-- From a Slashdot.org post. We can only guess whether Microsoft
uses this policy or not.

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