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Smithers: Next. There's A Problem With The Reactor -- What Do You Do?
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Smithers:
Next. There's a problem with the reactor -- what do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!!
I Married Marge
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Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do?
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Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?
Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'....
The only real problem in life is what to do next.
Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic. Man 2: I push myself too hard....
What do you want? And make it quick," Haplo muttered.
"We . . . uh . . . Rega and I . . . we want to be married....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
[reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...
Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....
Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....