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Smithers: There's A Problem With The Reactor. What Do You Do?
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Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor!? We're all going to die!
Aaaaaaaugh! [runs out in panic]
-- Homer's job interview, "I Married Marge"
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Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
[reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...
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Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....