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Homer: All Right, Herb. I'll Lend You The 2,000 Bucks.
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Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks. But you have
to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope.
Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird.
Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?
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Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
-- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I gave Herb all the money I had in the world, and he still treats me like something he pulled out of his ear.
-- Homer laments his fate, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
Herb: Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the face!
Homer: Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?...
Herb: This is America, and in America, you're never finished as long as you have a brain in your head, because all a man really needs is an idea.
Bum 1: Well, I'm licked. Bum 2: Me too. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: [confronting her] Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime!
How do I thank you? Lady: Please don't hurt me. Herb...
Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a second chance?
Homer: Nah. -- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...