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• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
  But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I gave Herb all the money I had in the world, and he still treats me like something he pulled out of his ear.
  -- Homer laments his fate, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
  -- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
• Herb: Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the face!
  Homer: Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?...
• Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a second chance?
  Homer: Nah. -- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
  Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
• Herb: [confronting her] Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime!
  How do I thank you? Lady: Please don't hurt me. Herb...