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• Marge: Ooh, that sounds fabulous, Homer. Stores throw the best parties.
  Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend....
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
• Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
  ? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....
• Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.
  And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfield slopes down that way....
• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look just like my sister.
• Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
  Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....